Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.

PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP

Comment: IT'S BACK!!!!!
Comment: FOREVER REBLOG!!
Comment: *Trying to correct Did-Yuo-Kno
Comment: THE NOTES!!!
Comment: Want more Hipster on your dash?
Comment: If you don't reblog this you shouldn't have a Tumblr!
Comment: Reblogging because of reasons.
Comment: Only true 90's kids will remember this!
Comment: This needs to be on my blog.
Comment: No blog is complete without this.
Comment: OMG (3 - 10 times in a row)
Comment: I will never not reblog!
Comment: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard.
Me: Why?

People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.